The band decided to bury the Bass player because he was beginning to attract too many flies  and they were shorting out the equipment (it is intended to revive him at some time in the future given a good thunder storm and a decent bolt of lightening).

This in itself would have been no problem had it not been for the fact that Chris Knapman, our drummer decided to become a Tibetan Monk and follow a life of denial (this he denies). However, after two days in the Himilayas he got bored and came back to run a few marathons, Swim from Torquay to Brixham several times and lift an entire Fiat Punto using only his teeth (the first two are actually true!). He will be seeking out potential new bands shortly.

Andy went on holiday (something to do with going to Mount Helena which I decided not to pursue). Steve's doing his house up and Glyn business is going through a huge flood of new work, a situation which has to be followed up 'whilst the going is good'.

So that leaves us busy for a while but thing are already beginning to stir (as the Vicar said to the Chorus Girl) and great things are afoot (as a shoe manufacturer once said) and we will be back, otherwise I wouldn't have kept this site going would I? (as…….oh forget it).